don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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