i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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