a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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