Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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