Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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