bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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