I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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