For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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