How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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