college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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