So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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