I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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