we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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