You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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