sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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