If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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