Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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