Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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