At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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