Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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