it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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