i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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