Porn is love you can see.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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