love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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