i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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