still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm at about main and main street
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
