Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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