: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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