He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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