dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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