I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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