I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
even my farts smell like vagina
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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