So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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