so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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