break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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