Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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