Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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