How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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