Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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