That's intense
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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