I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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