Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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