come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
