don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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