: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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