I only kidnapped one of them. chill
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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