The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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