I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize
