return my video game
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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