Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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