I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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