it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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