Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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