so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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